Remember these monstrosities?
Those beasts were HEAVY! As in I-was-a-complete-idiot-for-thinking-I-could-take-them-down-myself heavy. At one point I was convinced I was going to drop it on my foot and somehow drive myself to the hospital with a mass of crushed bones. No Bueno. In the end I was able to get them off, but then I had to leave them for Mr. Bunches to haul to the curb. Especially the front door because it was so much bigger. This was as far as I was able to move it: