It doesn’t quite have the same ring as Snakes on a Plane, but what does?

So Mr. Bunches had quite the scare today–apparently he opened the warehouse door at Moose’s and practically stepped on a snake!  And of course, to hear him tell it, it was basically a 10-foot python (my guess is it was more likely a garter snake, which are apparently commonly found in NY):

Since Moose’s warehouse is surrounded by farmland, I think we can all agree that Mr. Bunches may have been exaggerating . . . but, of course, he could have the last laugh when we finally move all of our stuff out of the warehouse and find ourselves in the middle of a Snakes on a Plane sequel: Snakes in a U-Haul!