Ikealess

Yes, that’s right.  Mr. Bunches and I are Ikealess, i.e. without a nearby Ikea.  And that means we can’t make things like an unbelievably amazing fauxdenza out of Ikea cabinets (you can check out the full tutorial here on The Brick House):

And we also can’t come up with any creative Ikea Hacks for inclusion at IkeaHackers.net, like for example this totally ingenius (although needs-some-improved-spacing-of-the-sliderssliding door hack:

Tangent: I’m seriously in love with the whole barn-door-on-the-inside concept.  My sister in Cali probably has the coolest one I’ve ever seen, and next time I’m there I’ll definitely have to snap a pic to share, but for now I’ll just show you this one via Pinterest . . .

Tangent over.  Back to seemingly pointless post.

Okay, so back to my Ikealess pity party.  No Ikea.  At least within a 4 hour drive inside the United States (I think there are some closer ones in Canada, but for some reason buying stuff in Canada currently intimidates me; or maybe it’s just the Customs agents on the border that intimidate me . . . not sure why I get so scared going across the border, particularly when I have literally nothing to hide, but it sure does get to me every time.  Every.  Single.  Time.). 

Of course, some may argue that not having an Ikea nearby is a good thing.  Because, as anyone who’s purchased one of those flat-boxes-that-makes-you-scratch-your-head-wondering-how-that-one-flat-box-is-going-to-somehow-turn-into-a-five-drawer-dresser knows, it can be nothing but pure torture.  Torture I say!  100 pieces and only a 3-inch allen wrench for assembly?!  Surely you jest Ikea.  Surely?

So maybe the Mr. and I are blessed.  My friend Tom would probably say we are . . . he had his own deeply personal Ikea fail recently, which he chronicled in a short video.  It made me laugh; it made me cry; but most of all, it reminded me of that deep-down hatred for Ikea that is somehow forgotten everytime I flip through their catalog and walk into their store (both of which also have the odd effect of making me wish I lived in 250 square feet so that I, too, could be this organized:)

Maybe then I too would have time to play the cello.  And three violins.  Maybe.

Anyone else have a love/hate relationship with Ikea?  Are the Mr. and I blessed to be far away from the nearest store?  Or will our new home (and our wallets) suffer the consequences of buying regular, assembled-by-someone-else furniture?

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3 Responses to Ikealess

  1. erin hawk says:

    While many may argue that IKEA is Swedish for “crap”, we LOVE it! I always figure, that for what we would pay a contemporary furniture store for, we can replace 10 times from Ikea if needed… AND along that note, our most recent pieces (wall units, freestanding sinks and lamps) have held up beautifully! I’ve never bought sofas, so I don’t know about their durability, but our PAX wardrobes ROCK… so Roche Bobois… while I love your clean lines… you don’t serve meatballs and lingonberry sauce in your store. I’m going to IKEA.

  2. I feel your pain- until recently we were “Ikealess” as well…and now I’m wondering with the 127 Ikea boxes in our garage (labeled with idiotic names such as “Ramsjo”, it’s impossible to know what it is until it’s opened) what we got ourselves into. So yeah I love and hate Ikea. I HATE the process of the buying and putting crap together- but I WILL LOVE my new kitchen when it’s done…and the price was a steel.

  3. i mean steAl. Ahgg where’s my coffee. ;)

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